{"id":499,"date":"2014-01-28T23:07:50","date_gmt":"2014-01-29T04:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/?p=499"},"modified":"2014-01-28T23:53:21","modified_gmt":"2014-01-29T04:53:21","slug":"there-will-be-no-mudslinging-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/?p=499","title":{"rendered":"There Will Be No Mudslinging Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>At least that&#8217;s our hope.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday temps hovered around 60 degrees Fahrenheit.  Last week the ground was frozen.  Over the weekend the temperature slowing began to rise, however, it hadn&#8217;t warmed up enough that it was a pit of mud slop around the house.  Yesterday when I arrived at the construction site it was to witness the Bobcat being dug out of the mud.  <em>Guess I was wrong about the slop.<\/em>  It (the Bobcat) with its military-like tank tread stuck in the mud, I filled with dread wondering how we&#8217;d ever get a CO before June or July.<\/p>\n<p>I still don&#8217;t know when we&#8217;ll get a CO, but I do know that the Bobcat became unstuck and the landscaping subcontractor is a master of his trade.  I kid you not, when I left the construction site yesterday afternoon, a 30&#8242; perimeter around Stella was a gargantuan sloppy mud pit. Were I an entrepreneur I would have located the best local mudwrestlers, tossed them into the yard with a &#8220;y&#8217;all just go at it&#8221;, sold some tickets, and also collected money at the door.  But, I&#8217;m not even remotely an entrepreneur else I would already have Corn Hole Leagues and Tournaments scheduled to take place in the attic.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_501\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Exterior1_127141.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-501\" src=\"http:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Exterior1_127141-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Mud slop front yard.\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-501\" srcset=\"https:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Exterior1_127141-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Exterior1_127141-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Exterior1_127141.jpg 740w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-501\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mud slop front yard.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Today when I arrived, temps were in the teens and to my great surprise, I could see that the front perimeter of Stella was nearly as smooth as a baby&#8217;s behind.  I imagined that the rear and side perimeters were the same.  Last night&#8217;s dropping temps took some moisture from the ground and froze that which remained.  By day&#8217;s end, seed and straw had been strewn.  Stella looks mah-vee-luss in her newly smoothed digs!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_502\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/ConstLandscape.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-502\" src=\"http:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/ConstLandscape-300x135.jpg\" alt=\"Nearly as smooth as a baby&#039;s butt\" width=\"300\" height=\"135\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-502\" srcset=\"https:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/ConstLandscape-300x135.jpg 300w, https:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/ConstLandscape-500x225.jpg 500w, https:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/ConstLandscape.jpg 740w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-502\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nearly as smooth as a baby&#8217;s butt<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Another happening I&#8217;ve been greatly anticipating took place today &#8212; kitchen countertops were installed and they came installed with our sink.  John and I so many ages ago made selection of appliances, faucets, toilets, vanities, stain colors, and the like that we&#8217;ve forgotten how things look.  We&#8217;ve been happy to discover that we remain quite taken with our choices.  The sink looks great and the countertop made my gums show it was so beautiful.  You know, I&#8217;d like to know how many people realize what a luxury it is to be able to wash a large pot in a sink without needing to be a contortionist and the pot needing to be made of silicone.<\/p>\n<p>This roller coaster of frustration and excitement is trying to get the best of us.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_503\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Countertops1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-503\" src=\"http:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Countertops1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Kitchen countertops as seen from the dining room\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-503\" srcset=\"https:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Countertops1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Countertops1-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Countertops1.jpg 740w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-503\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Kitchen countertops as seen from the dining room<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_504\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Countertops2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-504\" src=\"http:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Countertops2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Kitchen countertops as seen front the breakfast nook\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-504\" srcset=\"https:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Countertops2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Countertops2-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/leehallfarm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Countertops2.jpg 740w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-504\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Kitchen countertops as seen front the breakfast nook<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Stella is looking mighty fine, so don&#8217;t even think about slinging mud &#8217;round here!  And please, let the straw hold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At least that&#8217;s our hope. Yesterday temps hovered around 60 degrees Fahrenheit. Last week the ground was frozen. 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