Buns of Steel

Anyone born after the 1990’s is likely unfamiliar with Buns of Steel, a classic exercise workout program of the 1980’s or with my personal buns of steel (which I don’t believe have been sighted since 1995).

Baby, lemme tell ya, I’m going to try to get glamorous gluts and a styling 6-pack before too long. Today the Nordic Track treadmill John bought me for Christmas, 2012 was finally taken from my sister’s garage and assembled in Stella. I have to tell you, she looks MaVEEluss. I hope someone (or a couple to twenty someones) soon will be saying that about me. John, Sharon, and I so desperately need to get back into better physical form.

Here are a few pictures I’ve taken of partially completed rooms. While only partially completed, they do give us visual respite from the box bombs of the attic, garage, and every inch of closet space in the house. And, I’ll include a before and after fence picture to highlight our intelligence. It was one of our more brilliant life-time decisions.

Exercise Room - modest in its equipment, better health will be ours as a result of including it in our house design plans.

Exercise Room – modest in its equipment, better health will be ours as a result of including it in our house design plans.

C'mon baby bow my flex (sorry Jim Morrison).

C’mon baby bow my flex (sorry Jim Morrison).

The exercise room also will serve as an office (and will likely be where I iron clothes since there's a 46" TV and a nice TV/music sound system in there), hence the old kitchen cabinet between the windows.  The cabinet is one of the first ever antiques I bought.  I'm glad I was able to find a home for it as storage for office items in the new house.

The exercise room also will serve as an office (and will likely be where I iron clothes since there’s a 46″ TV and a nice TV/music sound system in there), hence the old kitchen cabinet between the windows. The cabinet is one of the first ever antiques I bought. I’m glad I was able to find a home for it as storage for office items in the new house.

Family Room - love the storage in this coffee table and the fact that it's on wheels and can raise to fit right over us for snacks and martinis while lounging on the sofa.  Clearly, its the reason we need an exercise room.

Family Room – love the storage in this coffee table and the fact that it’s on wheels and can raise to fit right over us for snacks and martinis while lounging on the sofa. Clearly, it’s the reason we need an exercise room.

Family Room - again, there's stuff sitting about, but until everything has been unpacked what is presently on display may not remain where it is.  Don't know if you remember the reason for the cloth in the doors of the large cabinets.  The subwoofer is in the left cabinet so the right one had to match it.

Family Room – again, there’s stuff sitting about, but until everything has been unpacked what is presently on display may not remain where it is. Don’t know if you remember the reason for the cloth in the doors of the large cabinets. The subwoofer is in the left cabinet so the right one had to match it.

Buns of Steel Can Be Dangerous in Thunderstorms!

Buns of Steel Can Be
Dangerous in
Thunderstorms!


The Master Bedroom - I wish it were more evident how lovely the window treatments are in this room.  The colors so perfectly pick up the shades of blue in the bed quilt and pillows.  I love this room, it's so tranquil.  I hope my old stuff fits in well.  In choosing colors for the new house, I was very mindful of things to be used from the old house.  We needed to be frugal each step of the way.

The Master Bedroom – I wish it were more evident how lovely the window treatments are in this room. The colors so perfectly pick up the shades of blue in the bed quilt and pillows. I love this room, it’s so tranquil. I hope my old stuff fits in well. In choosing colors for the new house, I was very mindful of things to be used from the old house. We needed to be frugal each step of the way.

And now the promised before and after fence pictures.

Fence posts installed on Monday, 3/24.  Fence installed on 3/26 - picture of that to come later.  Is your eye keen enough to discern why we wanted a fence?

Fence posts installed on Monday, 3/24. Fence installed on 3/26 – picture of that to come later. Is your eye keen enough to discern why we wanted a fence?

Ahhhh, after fence.

Ahhhh, after fence.

At Last

“I was never spellbound by a starry sky
What is there to moon glow, when love has passed you by
Then there came a midnight and the world was new
Now here am I so spellbound, darling
Not by stars, but just by you…”

What a difference a year makes! I’ve heard they say that about a day too (whoever “they” is), but I when it comes to home construction, I’m an authority on the difference a year makes.

The fourth entry to the Lee-Hall Farm blog was written about Monday, March 11, 2013. That was the day the unearthing of the driveway to our new home began. We received our CO (Certificate of Occupancy) on Friday, March 2nd. Our move-in date could have been March 3 or any day the next week, but I thought it fitting to wait and make March 11, 2014 our move-in date. Plus, we weren’t ready. You’d think like “Leaving on Jet Plane”, our bags would have been packed, we’d be ready to go, but we weren’t. Maybe we were afraid to be ready. Maybe in our subconscious we thought there was a curse. After all, John does hail from Boston and folks up there fell under a curse after the 1918 World Series win that lasted until 2004. Four had always been a lucky number for me, but maybe that yankee (yankee, not Yankees) from Boston changed all that. 2004 was a good year, but would 2014 be? Four and four add up to 8 — 1918. The mind can wonder, can’t it?

We weren’t ready because loose ends had to be tied and we couldn’t call the moving company and ask, “Hey, how about moving us tomorrow?” And so, I chose March 10 and 11. It would also help me keep dates straight in my mind. If you’ll recall from earlier posts, I’m not what “they” call a spring chicken (in this case, there is no question about who “they” are).

We had the greatest moving team. Five gentlemen moved us, four the first day, three the second with two gentlemen being with us both days. Anyone who has ever moved, especially from a dwelling where you’ve collected ‘collectibles’ for over twenty-five years and then have that compounded by moving two dwellings of collectibles, knows how placid the moving experience is not. When those boxes of collectibles start coming at you faster than the urge to potty when stuck in traffic after drinking a Big Gulp or for the women folk – when that probe first hits your belly during a pregnancy ultrasound – you throw up your hands and let the words you know you’ll regret leave your mouth, put it in the garage or worse yet, put it in the attic. You know darn well you’ll have to move those boxes from the garage or the attic to their proper room, but you can’t help it. Regrettable words always seem to leave your mouth when you have to pee like a racehorse or when boxes begin to pile up around the furniture you’re trying to admire in its new setting of your new home.

Considering the normal stress of a move, overall it was good as moves go, except it’d be nice if the moving company would send over a nice gentleman or two when I’m ready for a box to be brought in from the garage or down from the attic. I’d be thrilled if they’d also deal with the trash of the wrapping paper and boxes. I’d be over the top if they’d hold wall hangings here and there so I could decide upon their perfect place in our new home.

I am trying ever so hard to find new homes for my collectibles before John can find homes for his. You know how it goes, snooze ya lose and last one’s a rotten egg. Ahhh, the advantages of not having unretired! I get to unpack all day while he works. Poor thing, his stuff may become known as homeless.

If only that were true, the I get to unpack all day part. I also get to deal with all the visitors who descend upon you and I get to make all the telephone calls necessary once you move into a new home. Comcast, newly purchased family room furniture delivery, Comcast, guest bed delivery, Comcast, fence installers, Comcast, electricians who install floor outlets once you trick yourself into deciding, yep, that’s where I want the family room furniture to be placed, Comcast, the sound system installer, the brewery insulation installers, Comcast, the sound system installer, the brewery drywall installers, Comcast, the sound system installer, Comcast. Oh, I believe I forgot to mention Comcast.

I kid you not, on March 10, the Comcast tech shows up at 9:30pm and decides to become a dependent. He left at 1:30am on March 11. Of course we found out the next day that he left without thoroughly completing the install. We were in the house two weeks before the installation was a completely correct install. Except for that time when I was close to physically throwing a Comcast tech out of my house (literally, I tell you), I’ve never had a problem with Comcast. I prefer them over Verizon as I experienced Verizon through John when he lived in Boston. On the bright side, I have a couple new BFFLs, and guess where they’re employed – Comcast.

Needless to say, Sharon, John, and I have been working at frantic pace. Even so, we’ve had home cooked meals most nights. Both John and I love cooking in our new kitchen. You might recall that I did my best to get the kitchen set up prior to the move. What will make cooking in the new kitchen even nicer is when John and Sharon learn where everything goes. They’re always asking me where this and where that goes and my answer is always, “In it’s proper place, of course.” They didn’t pay attention when I set up sections in the kitchen, you know, like a cutting board section, a colander section, a used only of the 2nd Tuesday of even months section, and so on.

All that section planning landed me in the ER this past Saturday. I don’t know why we didn’t hire a cleaning service to clean the rental, but it never even occurred to me. I’ve given much thought to hiring a service for Stella, but not once thought about it for the rental. In my desire to hastily, yet thoroughly clean the rental so that we could get back to playing at Stella, I worked so hard and so fast that I got a terrible muscle knot in my back. It was like a crick in the neck, but it was in my back on the right side, under the shoulder blade. It grew progressively worse through the week that come Saturday morning my body began to go into shock from the pain. With the in-hospital treatments and the at-home treatments, by Monday I was back to my old not a spring chicken self. In other words, I returned to being a royal pain in the buttocks.

Another health frenzy came this morning when John awoke from slumber as Sylvester trying to conceal Tweety in his mouth. His cheeks were a might bulging. He at first feared he had contracted the mumps. A trip for him to the doctor came with a diagnosis of an allergic reaction to his Lisnopril/HCTZ medication. After beginning a round of Predisone his cheeks are returning to normal.

Sharon isn’t feeling too spiffy either. She also is working too hard at this moving business. Her symptoms sound like the lumbar symptoms I had in 2003 that required me to get an erector set installed in my back. I’m afraid rest, if a temporary help will be just that, temporary rather than a remedy. We’re all too old for this crap called moving!

John and I have been so lax of late in taking pictures. Don’t know why really, but we are of the mind set, seen one box, seen ’em all. We would have taken pictures except, I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My party dress didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT’S NOT BEEN MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD. Actually, we’ve been busy.

I would be busy tonight except I can’t do unpacking work that would be quiet enough not to disturb John and Sharon while they sleep. In anticipation of this annoying factor, I decided to make it a writing night and in anticipation of that, snapped a few photos to share of the snail’s progress we’re making. For someone who likes to handle things once, you might say I’m quite frustrated at all the work to yet to be done. Like Scarlet and Annie, fiddle-dee-dee, tomorrow’s another day, I love ya tomorrow. It’s only a day a way.

Fence posts installed on Monday, 3/24.  Fence installed on 3/26 - picture of that to come later.  Is your eye keen enough to discern why we wanted a fence?

Fence posts installed on Monday, 3/24. Fence installed on 3/26 – picture of that to come later. Is your eye keen enough to discern why we wanted a fence?

Remember all those pictures we took of an empty breakfast nook, well look, now in it are a table and chairs!

Remember all those pictures we took of an empty breakfast nook, well look, now in it are a table and chairs!

Dining Room - the first room to have something hung on the walls.  Except for this collection of plates, I'm afraid to hang anything in case I don't like where I hang it.  I knew that was the only place for those plates.  I love them there between the windows.  Anna and Kim, the Waterford martini set is as useful as ever!  For the record, it's an illusion that the candles are not centered in the windows -- I swear!

Dining Room – the first room to have something hung on the walls. Except for this collection of plates, I’m afraid to hang anything in case I don’t like where I hang it. I knew that was the only place for those plates. I love them there between the windows. Anna and Kim, the Waterford martini set is as useful as ever! For the record, it’s an illusion that the candles are not centered in the windows — I swear!

Dining Room - a bit blurry, but filling the curio cabinet with what may or may not permanently reside in it has been one of my night time quiet projects.

Dining Room – a bit blurry, but filling the curio cabinet with what may or may not permanently reside in it has been one of my night time quiet projects.

Dining Room - filling the china hutch (in this case, crystal hutch) has been another night time quiet project.  Although we don't have too many pieces, John and I love the crystal artwork of Simon Pearce.  A few stemwear pieces are in the hutch and our newest piece, a Revere Hurricane, sits as the table's center piece.  The rest of the table is padded as it acts as a staging area (as notably do the chairs, mainly 'cause I don't want anyone sitting instead of working!)

Dining Room – filling the china hutch (in this case, crystal hutch) has been another night time quiet project. Although we don’t have too many pieces, John and I love the crystal artwork of Simon Pearce. A few stemwear pieces are in the hutch and our newest piece, a Revere Hurricane, sits as the table’s center piece. The rest of the table is padded as it acts as a staging area (as notably do the chairs, mainly ’cause I don’t want anyone sitting instead of working!)

Cook Top - notice the four cooking accessory sections?  You thought I was kidding about sections, didn't you?  Also, I swear to myself that I will only put three magnet doohickeys on the fridge - a note pad, a timer (so I can find it, no timer section as yet), and a bottle opener because everyone knows, of course, that the side of the fridge *is* the bottle opener section.

Cook Top – notice the four cooking accessory sections? You thought I was kidding about sections, didn’t you? Also, I swear to myself that I will only put three magnet doohickeys on the fridge – a note pad, a timer (so I can find it, no timer section as yet), and a bottle opener because everyone knows, of course, that the side of the fridge *is* the bottle opener section.

Break time - Ranee', if you're reading, I'm still fond on this nice little bottle of wine.  Thank you for the intro.  And for the alert among you, surely you've observed the cutlery section.

Break time – Ranee’, if you’re reading, I’m still fond on this nice little bottle of wine. Thank you for the intro. And for the alert among you, surely you’ve observed the cutlery section.

And finally, if you’re still with me, the entry’s title, At Last, Etta James’ signature song. I’ve never heard Etta recite the opening lyrics before belting out those first words “at last”, but they make me think of how bewitched we are by Stella. We’re now in her company day and night…At Last.

Goodnight Moon

Or as I like to call it, one more sleep.

I, who am not as spring a chicken as when last I wrote about not being a spring chicken, am not sure I can make it through the sleep. My cutie patootie has fizzled and my ankle is having a mid-life crisis or thinks it’s a tennis ball. All I know is it’s screaming at me to sit my big, fat patootie down. Uhhh, I’ll be so glad when I can. I’ll be so glad when we all can.

My Screaming Ankle

My Screaming Ankle

Needless to say, John, Sharon, and I have been especially hard at work the past two weeks readying Stella for our move as well as getting things boxed and packed up in our respective residences. Today we climbed to the precipice and tomorrow we’ll jump. At our ages we have to jump. Not a one of us could willingly get on our butts to slide down. Even if we fell and rolled onto our butts, we’d not be able to get up upon making it to the bottom.

My little sister, Peggy, her family, and a neighbor, Gene, helped Sharon move her furniture yesterday and today. They also helped us lay rugs and do various other things. We have much gratitude for their helping hands.

Our favorite sheets are washed. On Thursday and Friday last week, I gave a fresh press to other bed linens suitable for pressing. All sit in wait for the bed to be assembled tomorrow. Sharon’s freshly laundered bed linens are chomping at the bit to go onto her bed too. I hope we all sleep well our first night in Stella and all the nights thereafter. I’m pretty sure exhaustion is about to catch up with each of us and like I said, my ankle is screaming and so are my feet. I think John’s and my feet are screaming at each other and there’s no doubt our backs are having a ferocious shouting match. I believe the situation is worse than if my voices were talking to his voices.

Screaming Feet From goldrattooth.com

Screaming Feet
From goldrattooth.com

The moving van arrives tomorrow morning and will return again on Tuesday. A semi could not maneuver Lou Lane so we have to be moved over a day and a half to two full days. Cable, phone, and internet will be connected tomorrow and the sound technician connects the sound systems. Our new family room furniture arrives on Tuesday or Wednesday — due to more rain in the forecast for Wednesday, I emailed a request to change delivery dates.

My husband, John, gets to meet Stella tomorrow. Wish some of MaryLisa’s ashes were here so she too could meet Stella. Many of her things are in the house; hopefully they will fit the bill.

Anyway, one more sleep.

Goodnight Moon.

The Rabbit Died

I swear to God in the 17/18 months since John and I have been here in Virginia, his male stuff has been messing around with my female stuff. Totally uncalled for and out of line!

They’ve gotten pregnant (the stuff) and not just with a single birth, they’ve gotten pregnant over and over and over. They’ve been a reproduction factory. There’s been such a shindig going on ’round here that much of the stuff we threw away came all the way down here from Massachusetts and New Jersey to party. Sweet Mother of God, it’s all back!!!!

I’m not sure I can get done in time all the stuff we’re supposed to pack and move. You know, I’m not the spring chicken I was last September and October.

Image from instantdanetv

Image from instantdanetv

If not a week from last night, then a week from tonight Sharon, John, and I should be spending our first night in Stella. How exciting izzat? Take it from me, it’s pretty daggone exciting! And, you know what that means, we’re packing and toting those boxes again.

Oh the humanity!

The movers are scheduled for Monday and Tuesday morning, March 10 and 11. It would be nice if the movers can get it all done in a day, but because two trucks will be needed or one truck filled twice, the job likely will not get done in a day. Fitting since a year ago March 11, the first piece to the construction of Stella began — our driveway was started.

As was written in the “Pedigree” entry, we’ve been moving things since last Friday. We took yesterday off ’cause it snowed AGAIN – yes, I’m shouting. We put the day to good use, however. John did his taxes and I did mine. {faint}

Today I transferred the herbs and spices to Stella as well as the non-perishable food items. You’d be amazed how exciting it is to repeatedly open and close Stella’s spice cabinet. The spices seem to have taken on a sense of chic. I’m totally enthralled.

Along with the kitchen cabinets and drawers, the pantry is beginning to fill. I’m a touch nervous because I feel I’ve only begun to scratch the surface of setting up the kitchen and stocking the pantry – I worry, will there be enough space? There has to be ’cause the only enlargement opportunity would be to reduce the size of the master bedroom closet. I’ll push that stuff in that pantry and deadbolt the dang door if I have to!

On tomorrow’s docket is the moving of cookware, dishes, and glassware. I don’t know what or how much of it to leave behind. A coffee cup, two dishes, two bowls, two glasses, and some silverware and throw the rest in a box? It’s Wednesday already. I think I can eat out of a container with my fingers and can tilt my head over the sink and drink right from the faucet. Lucky for me, I don’t drink coffee. If John must have coffee, he will have to leave early enough to stop at WaWa. It’s Wednesday already!

There’s no moss growing here, especially thanks to the rabbit having died. Wascal Wabbit!

Pedigreed

We’ve Been Pedigreed!

In terms of construction, that is.

We received our papers on Thursday. In the long line of inspections to be passed, we finally arrived at and aced our final inspection and as a result, were given our CO, our certificate of occupancy. We got our papers! Only one greatly anticipated day remains! Our first full day and night of residence in Stella. Yippee ki yo ki yay!

In anticipation of the CO, Sharon and I began lining shelves and cabinets on Wednesday, using 137ft of lining (and counting as we may find we need to use more in places not anticipated). As soon as Friday rolled around, I loaded my car with boxes for the transfer of belongings from the rental to Stella. It was an awesome feeling to know John and I were beginning the process of being reunited with our things.

It is said that if you’ve not unpacked a box in a year or more, you aren’t in need of its contents. That is a bold-faced lie. John and I may have forgotten what’s in a box that has written on it the abbreviated word “etc.” or the word “miscellaneous”, but we’re in need of whatever comprises “etc.” and “miscellaneous.” Bet the bank on it!

Today I included two boxes from John’s kitchen in the boxes to be transferred. It was like Christmas for John in some instances of box content discovery. In all cases, it was like being reunited with long lost friends.

John's Bells, given to him by his sister Kay

John’s Bells, given to him by his sister Kay

Today also included the delivery of all the rug pads and all but two rugs. I am childlike in my anxiousness to see the rugs on the floor. While I know they cannot go down until we’re set for the movers to transfer our furniture from the rental on Lou Lane to Stella on Georgetown Road, I want a peek at how they will look in the room. Did we do well in picking paint colors to go with rugs? Did we do well in picking rugs to go with paint colors and window treatment fabric? Oh yes, in our impatience, we put the cart before the horse – we bought two rugs long before we broke ground. So, to satisfy the child in me, I unrolled the foyer runner on top of two rugs, to keep it from touching and possibly scratching the floor or picking up dirt, doancha NOSE.

OH EMM GEE was it beautiful. The foyer runner matches the dining room rug which made it like a 2-for-1 deal – I got to imagine how the runner would look in the foyer and how its larger sibling would look in the dining room. It satisfied a need and also left me yearning all the more. For a person who possesses much patience, I have had it up to yonder with the constant testing of my patience!

Moving in is going to further test my patience which means I’ll further test John’s (poor dear), but it also is exciting and fun. I mean Christmas in March! Whose fancy wouldn’t be tickled by having a Christmas in March or by having a reunion with long lost friends?

Woo hoo, we got our papers! We’re pedigreed!

John's cooking tools in his Salmon Falls pottery

John’s cooking tools in his Salmon Falls pottery

John's Kitchen Aid mixer

John’s Kitchen Aid mixer